Sherlock is to his scarf as Draco is to his green apple.
…… Sherlock Holmes. Really? You really fell for that?
He may have used the ‘papa’ card…
You’ve got no clue, none at all.
Well, you’d best behave, or I’ll extend it. How did you even get the cigarettes in the first place, Hamish?
And what happened?
I know your not! I never said you were!
You know I’m not joking.
I, uh, well…yeah, I guess…
Well, it was two weeks.
And you only grounded him for a week??
….. What… Hamish, your father just told me what happened. You’re lucky you’re not grounded for longer.
Suspended from school for 3 days… Caught smoking.
I didn’t do anything! I just, well, got in trouble at school and got suspended for a few days…
What did he do this time?? Hamish!
Did not! Father, please. We had a deal! I even sat through your stupid “talk”!
Did too.Again… Who’s the parent and who’s the child?
I did not. And hey, you, shush. I thought we had a deal?
He started it. Besides, he’s just mad because he’s grounded. For a week.
Yeah, okay. For some reason, I really doubt that’s why you were so concerned.
Are you two fighting about that scarf again?
You could have accidentally choked yourself!
That scarf has a special hanger in your closet. You hand wash it and hang it to dry because you don’t even trust sending...
HEY TRIXIE HOW ARE YOU. The scarf. Her name is Trixie. You’d know that if you talked to her.
I feed you. Give you clothes. A roof over your head.
In case anyone is wondering, that scarf is older than I am, and still in pristine condition. He takes better care of it...
Dear Eva, Happy… Whatever. -SH